Ok normally Im not interested in this straight out diary blog stuff but this thing is just so god damn incredible to use!! i have just found a whole new way of looking at music through this thing! live AA coming soon!!
And so is the new AA music!! Huge thankyou to mr Jon “TwoHatz” Meyers for fixing my laptop and pimping it out. I dont know what life was like before this guy. So, for the record right now Im working on little AA, Signifies greater, and the AA album after this next one. Also, might end up doing a noise / ambient gig in an art exhibition in melbourne soon, depending on how dope i am. TQ OUT
After an incomprehensible period of time on the open sea, countless close encounters with capsizing and the threat of retribution from his own government looming over him, Akbar had finally arrived on the shores of Australia. He was surprised however to see a boat almost identical to his sailing in the opposite direction, away from the country. He was equally surprised to see that the people onboard were badly beaten and appeared to be ‘Australians’ (they were white). As Akbar got closer to the coast he could see a crowd of more (white) people gathered on the dunes, watching the boat sailing towards them as intently as the boat sailing away. Suddenly he was addressed by a member of the group, identifiable as a leader from his ceremonial blue singlet.
"Fuck off we’re full. Go back where yer came from."
Akbar was confused. He looked behind the group at a large expanse of bushland going on as far as he could see. The statement made no literal sense. Looking back at the boat getting smaller and smaller as it drifted away he wondered if they too were refugees like himself, and indeed were sailing back where they came from.
"Full how?" Akbar asked after a large pause.
A pregnant woman wearing ugg-sandals stepped forward and declared:
"Fucken full like too many people to let another cunt come here! Dont come here if you dont even know fully how to speak proper aussie!"
Akbar hadn’t realised Australians spoke aussie and not english. After another pause he asked the woman if the people on the other boat were incapable of speaking aussie. She explained to him;
"Nah mate they WERE aussie once, but listen you gotta love Australia or you can fuck off - its a new law they passed. Love it or leave."
Akbar thought to himself and then asked;
"I see… well if they are aussie and they had to leave because they didnt love it, does that mean that if I love Australia my family and I can live here? Did a position as aussie just open up?"
To which the head aussie present in the group repeated;
Well - it looks like Ive lost all of the files i was working with for the new album. as well as all of the ill magic stuff, recordings ive made of crazy people I met this year, photos, etc. This is why we back things up people.
The good news though is that I will be redoing the whole album. Im expecting good things, so far its been some next level stuff for the old songs. Stay tuned and support the Little AA revival, droolpyramids.